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BILLY SQUIER - THE STROKE
So we thought we’d kick this off with a song from the classic arena rock genre. Cuz rock is hard. Or so we thought. Not sure what you’re getting at in this song Billy but it’s always troubled us. Alwez.
Now everybody, have you heard
If you’re in the game, then the stroke’s the word
Yay who doesn’t love games?! Like what a card game? Board game? Game of Thrones?
“The stroke’s the word,” like a safe word? Or a word you throw down like Uno?
Okay sorry getting ahead of things.
Don’t take no rhythm, don’t take no style
Got a thirst for killin, grab your vile and
Okay so things just took a turn for dancing. Dancing’s fun. And good thing no one has to have rhythm or style because no one has those anyway.
WAIT WHAT. Like you’re “killing it” bro?? We’re down with that. I think?
But not sure about the vile thing. A vile of blood? Maybe cocaine. And while we don’t condone drug use (lol) who are we to judge. Plus this IS the eighties.
You put your right hand out, give a firm hand-shake
Talk to me about the one big break
Guessing a bro shake. Guys, he’s being sarcastic, no one really wants to hear about your one big break. Ever.
Spread the ear pollution both far and wide…
Keep your contributions by your side and stroke me, stroke me…
Okay first of all, gross. Anything that comes out of your ear belongs on a q-tip and straight to the trash. Again with the sarcasm Billlllyyyyyy.
The next line is very direct, here’s the thing we’re pretty sure he wants to be stroked and is refusing to do it himself. We’re feeling a bit uncomfortable now.
Stroke me, stroke me,
Could be a winner boy, you move mighty well
Stroke me, stroke me,
(Stroke)
Stroke me, stroke me,
You got your number down
Stroke me, stroke me,
Say you’re a winner but man you’re just a sinner now
Right so it’s confirmed he is talking to a dude. Who’s clearly got a number for the game? Still don’t know what game but think we’re getting closer to it getting started. An educated guess here would be that this game involves stroking though.
Wait is he cheating? Well cheating is a sin that’s agreed.
This is also the first Arena Rock song we’ve ever heard that has a gay vibe.
You put your left foot out, keep it all in place
Work your way right into my case
I think we’re about to start The Hokey Pokey. Lotta sexual tension now. He wants you to keep it in place so it goes straight in.
First you try to bed me - you make my backbone slide
But when you find you bled me, skip on by
Keep on, stroke me, stroke me
Definitely getting hit on by a guy. I think he’s into it though.
Bleeding, gross. VIRGIN! Skipping, also kinda gay.
This is now excessive stroking. No one wants to be stroked that much. You chafe.
Give me the business all night long
Stroke me, stroke me,
(stroke!)
Stroke me, stroke me,
You’re so together boy…
Stroke me, stroke me,
Say you’re a winner but man you’re just a sinner now
Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke.
Really bummed, no card game, no board game :(
Just all night gay sex. Because let’s be honest what kind of business do people do all night long.
His bf has good posture and he’s well dressed. Which makes him horny so he wants more stroking. So. Gay.
Earlier in the song we thought “sinner” had some negative connotations but coming to realize that he’s actually giving him props.Better listen now, said it ain’t no joke
Let your conscience fail ya, just do the stroke
Don’tcha take no chances, keep your eye on top
Do your fancy dances, you can’t stop, you just stroke
stroke (repeated forevs)
Um, we never thought you were joking, not even for a second, Billy.
So if all else fails gay sex.
It’s really limiting not to take chances so we can’t get behind this, (not in a gay way though)
Fancy dancing is also super gay.
Just like that town in the movie Footloose, fancy dancing always leads to sex stuff.
So in conclusion this is an Arena Rock gay anthem about hand jobs and gay sex.
We’re giving this song 3 stars because at first it was mis-leading, we really thought we were going to be playing a game. And then it was all gay sex. All the time.

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BILLY SQUIER - THE STROKE

So we thought we’d kick this off with a song from the classic arena rock genre. Cuz rock is hard. Or so we thought. Not sure what you’re getting at in this song Billy but it’s always troubled us. Alwez.

Now everybody, have you heard

If you’re in the game, then the stroke’s the word

Yay who doesn’t love games?! Like what a card game? Board game? Game of Thrones?

“The stroke’s the word,” like a safe word? Or a word you throw down like Uno?

Okay sorry getting ahead of things.

Don’t take no rhythm, don’t take no style

Got a thirst for killin, grab your vile and

Okay so things just took a turn for dancing. Dancing’s fun. And good thing no one has to have rhythm or style because no one has those anyway.

WAIT WHAT. Like you’re “killing it” bro?? We’re down with that. I think?

But not sure about the vile thing. A vile of blood? Maybe cocaine. And while we don’t condone drug use (lol) who are we to judge. Plus this IS the eighties.

You put your right hand out, give a firm hand-shake

Talk to me about the one big break

Guessing a bro shake. Guys, he’s being sarcastic, no one really wants to hear about your one big break. Ever.

Spread the ear pollution both far and wide…

Keep your contributions by your side and stroke me, stroke me…

Okay first of all, gross. Anything that comes out of your ear belongs on a q-tip and straight to the trash. Again with the sarcasm Billlllyyyyyy.

The next line is very direct, here’s the thing we’re pretty sure he wants to be stroked and is refusing to do it himself. We’re feeling a bit uncomfortable now.

Stroke me, stroke me,

Could be a winner boy, you move mighty well

Stroke me, stroke me,

(Stroke)

Stroke me, stroke me,

You got your number down

Stroke me, stroke me,

Say you’re a winner but man you’re just a sinner now

Right so it’s confirmed he is talking to a dude. Who’s clearly got a number for the game? Still don’t know what game but think we’re getting closer to it getting started. An educated guess here would be that this game involves stroking though.

Wait is he cheating? Well cheating is a sin that’s agreed.

This is also the first Arena Rock song we’ve ever heard that has a gay vibe.

You put your left foot out, keep it all in place

Work your way right into my case

I think we’re about to start The Hokey Pokey. Lotta sexual tension now. He wants you to keep it in place so it goes straight in.

First you try to bed me - you make my backbone slide

But when you find you bled me, skip on by

Keep on, stroke me, stroke me

Definitely getting hit on by a guy. I think he’s into it though.

Bleeding, gross. VIRGIN! Skipping, also kinda gay.

This is now excessive stroking. No one wants to be stroked that much. You chafe.

Give me the business all night long

Stroke me, stroke me,

(stroke!)

Stroke me, stroke me,

You’re so together boy…

Stroke me, stroke me,

Say you’re a winner but man you’re just a sinner now

Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke.

Really bummed, no card game, no board game :(

Just all night gay sex. Because let’s be honest what kind of business do people do all night long.

His bf has good posture and he’s well dressed. Which makes him horny so he wants more stroking. So. Gay.

Earlier in the song we thought “sinner” had some negative connotations but coming to realize that he’s actually giving him props.

Better listen now, said it ain’t no joke

Let your conscience fail ya, just do the stroke

Don’tcha take no chances, keep your eye on top

Do your fancy dances, you can’t stop, you just stroke

stroke (repeated forevs)

Um, we never thought you were joking, not even for a second, Billy.

So if all else fails gay sex.

It’s really limiting not to take chances so we can’t get behind this, (not in a gay way though)

Fancy dancing is also super gay.

Just like that town in the movie Footloose, fancy dancing always leads to sex stuff.

So in conclusion this is an Arena Rock gay anthem about hand jobs and gay sex.

We’re giving this song 3 stars because at first it was mis-leading, we really thought we were going to be playing a game. And then it was all gay sex. All the time.

THIS IS MY NEW BLOG WITH MY FUNNIER FRIEND FOLLOW US! xoxo

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Ferris Bueller’s Day Off 2013

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THE BACHELOR - Week 4 state of play

So much crying, so early on.

Tierra, 24, leasing consultant -

Where do I start with this bitch. In my mind Tierra will go down in Bachelor history as code orange-level cray. She is about as un-self aware as she could be and the game she’s running, while it can’t last forever, is amazing TV. Her outfits are also next level, tonight’s was some shorts and zip-up combo with black pumps. Poor dum dum Sean, his crazy radar is busted. The cycle of pouting, negative attention seeking, crying and trying to be sexy is b-a-n-a-n-a-s. Quote of the night, “I get what I want, always.” Her negative attention seeking tantrum earned her a rose though! So much drama in the LBC.

Crazy Level - Holy shit

AshLee, 32, personal organizer (LOL) -

In Bachelor years, AshLee’s (what is that spelling??) a dinosaur so obviously the most mature of this group. She’s not into the whole backstabbing thing, although she does agree with the other girls and the rest of the world that Tierra is out of control. She always seems on the verge of tears about her abandonment issues, I’m afraid if Sean doesn’t pick her she’s going to have a breakdown. She seems like the little girl who squeezed her cat so hard it stopped breathing. She’s told Sean that “feelings are developing fast.” Uh oh.

Crazy Level - Nervous breakdown

Sarah, 26, advertising executive -

Or “one arm Sarah,” I don’t want to single out her disability but she is using it to win love on national TV. She’s fairly intense and speaks in monotones only, like not a lot of joke cracking going on. It was really mean of the producers to make her do the roller derby group date, where she just basically flailed and fell over a lot and cried but hey, this is what you signed up for. I don’t know how he’s going to break up with her and her not think it’s because she has one arm :( She’s already so in love.

Crazy Level - Phantom limb

Robyn, 24, oilfield account manager -

Robyn is also a bit intense, like I wouldn’t mess with her because she will throw down. I was hoping for a girl fight between her and Tierra on the group date night but instead she fell for some lame apology. Line of the night, “Sean do you like chocolate? Do you like the taste of chocolate? Do you want to taste the chocolate? Which chocolate do you want to taste?” Oh. No. She thinks Sean is “the perfect guy.”

Crazy Level - Watch yo back

Amanda, 26, fit model (how is this a real occupation?) -

Amanda is kooky and says weird shit. Also, she thinks she so has it in the bag. By far the best style but I don’t think that’s going to help her much. Got a little too cocky on the retarded roller derby group date and almost broke her jaw. Laughs like a crazy person and is not afraid to show her manipulative side to the camera in interviews. Breaks into baby voice and giggles when she’s with Sean. Quote of the night when she didn’t get a rose, “Heartbreak is suuuch a difficult emotion.” Girlfriend never even went on a one-on-one date with Sean.

Crazy Level - Laughing then crying then laughing, repeat

Lesley M, 25, political consultant -

I feel like she’d definitely wear the pants in a relationship. Pretty sexually agressive, she doesn’t waste any makeout ops. That Whole Guinness Book of World Record kiss date was beyond weird and to be honest, might have killed the “romance.” More makeout sessions coming from these two for sure but I don’t think she’s “girly” enough for Sean.

Crazy Level - Boring

Lindsay, 24, substitute teacher -

She’s like a little fluffy bunny rabbit. Cute to play with but don’t give her any puzzles to work out. Will get in a bikini any time, likes baby voice also. He digs her whole thing so far. I think at least top 4.

Crazy Level - Baby voice 4 days

Catherine, 26, graphic designer -

She has that north-west vibe going on, seems like a bit of a tomboy . I don’t think Sean’s ever dated a girl with a nose piercing, she could be too edgy for him. No one-on-one date yet but they told each other that they really liked each other then had an awks standing up kiss. She has an annoying giggle which we’re going to see more of. She gave him some kiss lip print thing which is cool if you’re like 9.

Crazy Level - Seems like a Scrapbooker

Leslie H., 29, poker dealer -

Her favorite movie is Pretty Woman :( Uh oh. As soon as she said that I knew she was going home. Crying already when she found out she didn’t get the first one-on-one date. She wants Sean to know she’s “here for the right reasons.” I know girl, I know. The producer’s decided to milk the pretty woman theme, even giving her some fake diamond earrings “from Sean” which she got to keep as a consolation prize when he kicked her to the curb after their romantic not-so-Pretty-Woman date. The best, *worst, part was when he took the Harry Winston diamond necklace off her at the curb. Fairytale’s ova!

Crazy Level - Pretty Woman

Selma, 29, real estate developer -

Girlfriend got the first one-on-one date but wasn’t into the whole desert theme with “bonding” rock climbing, but yeah, I guess there’s a lot of rock climbing in marriages so makes sense. The editing made it look like she scaled that rock all by herself. AS IF. Best quote, “and then… he took the Iraqi to the desert.” She seems like she might be high maintenance. Comes from a strict Iraqi Muslim family and the no make-out rule is either going to work in her favor or against her. Sean seems horny so it could be a drag, especially when every other girl is tongue ramming him any chance they get. Their intimate moments make me uncomfortable. she can already see herself married to him, after one date.

Crazy Level - OMG

Desiree, 26, bridal stylist -

Seemed cute and sweet at first but now she’s obsessed with how “wrong” Tierra is for Sean. Thinks they’re in love. Could be a bit psycho.

Crazy Level - Secret psycho

Jackie, 22, cosmetics consultant -

Jackie’s like a little doll person. She looks like maybe she did some tween beauty pageants. I’m not sure what her deal is though because she hasn’t had a one-on-one date yet and isn’t good at “stealing” time with Sean. TBC.

Crazy Level - Too dumb to be that crazy

Daniella, 24, commercial casting associate -

There’s always that one girl who you’re like, who the eff is that?? This is her. Anyways, she’s blonde and she got the last rose at the rose ceremony.

Crazy Level - Generic unstable

*Note - If Sean was a dog he’d be a yellow lab.

Fat Subway Jared and fat Jared Leto, same person?

#Jareds

I just want to say that I was all to aware of Coach T’s hair in Argo (Fargo with an F and less weird accents) and Zero Dark Thirty and no, it’s not the same.

#movies #hair

My favorite screen caps of the night. #goldenglobes